I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
"will i ever know a feel other than no gf?
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
queequeg is a god amongst men
i’m grocery shopping for myself for the first time
this is too„,much,power